cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
andthentheresallthisshit: deadgomery: theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu: i just saw this picture of shrek and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob tears are coming out of my eyes NO NO NO NO NO “That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.” OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
Also thanks for not letting me see my fiancé the day after I do one of the hardest things anyone can do. Thank you so much.
Thanks for buying me all slim fitting clothes after I told you this whole being pregnant thing has made me ridiculously bloated and then forcing me to try them on.
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michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
luanlegacy: ryannxp: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded a tad bumbummed if you ask me analinjury alert
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.